The Dominion of 77 Trees is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 271 million 77 Treesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong 77 Treesian economy, worth 19.3 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 71,204 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is relatively low. 77 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

77 Trees is ranked 187,047^th in the world and 964^th in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.